Thursday, December 02, 2004

Dear Mom

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted
to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I've been finding real passion with John and he is so
nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard
and his motorcycle clothes.

But its not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant
and John said we will be very happy. He already owns
a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter. He wants to have many more
children and that's now one of my dreams too. John
taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone
and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with
his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS so John can get better, he sure
deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm
sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren

Your daughter Judith

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at
the neighbors house. I just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you. Call when it is safe for me to come home.


ting-aling said...

Pinapunta po ako ni Ca T dito. Hmm..sana hindi yung anak ko ang sumulat neto. Napagalitan ko kasi siya sa report card niya eh.

cathcath said...

akala yongkapitbahay ko. hinahanting din yong kaniyang

infraternam meam said...

did u know according to a report from korea,(non communist side) there are plenty of suicide from youngsters in there who did not pass the college entrance exams. studies said it is because parents pressure too much their children n it is an embarrasment for the family if the kid failed or dont pass the entrance exams.i have two boys, what they have achieve n cud not achieve, i shud be greatful. do i say i am a special i understood myself thru my two boys.i cannot force or impose things that they cannot n will not the states,(in college) parents cant force children to show their report card, n school are not duty bound to give it to the parents even if they are the one paying the tuition fee. i always tell my boys, what u are is what u do n create for do ur best if not "hanggang dito na lamang po at maraming salamat!!!"

Romesez said...

Thank you guys for your comments/posts. Meam, it's really true what you've said. When my daughter first lived in the dorm in college, Mt St. Mary's that is..I was so disappointed that the school forbid me to meddle with my daughter's school activities. At one time, I requested for a copy of her report card, they merely asked me if I had her written permission....Ouch!helllloooo....who's paying her tuition hereeeeee. Nevertheless, I was denied.


Now therefore, and in conclusion, I have no right whatsoever because even I am the one that pays her tuition, my dear Laarni is over 18 years of age....

Boinkkkkkkk... getting even!

My daughter is about to graduate now, thank God it took her only 3 and a half years to finish her degree...she's back in our abode...since she is a good girl, we decided to get her a car (brand new, free and clear)when she turned 21.. Yet she can go out with friends but I have to be notified of her whereabouts.... Yes, I can call her in her celfone since I am paying fo her calls still...
How I managed to do that?????

See, they (my children) may be in America, but, they still live in my jurisdiction... my HOME! DUH!